Thursday, January 31, 2013

Sign Them Papers! The Most Insane Celebrity Prenuptial Agreements Of All Time

Famous Prenuptial Agreements It was either Kanye West or Mark Twain who said it best: WE WANT PRENUP WE WANT PRENUP YEAHHHHH! So many celebrities are out to make sure they save their bread every chance they get. That’s why prenuptial agreements are standard in the big leagues. But not all prenups are created equal. Take a look at these infamous prenups that people tried to get worked out to save some money.
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake - JT will pay her $500K if he cheats. She thinks that if she gets fat he’ll stray…then he’ll owe her half a milli. That’s expensive poonanny.
Khloe and Lamar - Khloe asked for $500,000 for each year they’re married, $25K a month in support, the house, a new car at the end of every lease cycle, $5K a month for shopping, $1K a month for beauty care, and season courtside Lakers tickets for her and her entire family.
Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson - When they were dating there were rumors that he wanted to put a clause that said she’d have to pay him $500K if she gained 135 pounds.
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards - He had to pay her $4 million if he cheated.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - She got $3 million for every year of marriage and would have gotten half his money if she lasted 11 years.
Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas - She got $2.8 million if he cheats and $640K for every year she's with him.
Elin and Tiger - She would get $20 million if they stayed together for 10 years. But after he cheated she walked away with $750.Million. Cot damn!!!!
K Fed and Britney Spears - She didn’t want to sign a prenup, but her mom made her do it so K-Fed only got $1 million out of it.
Kim and Kris - Their agreement said that nobody lost anything in the divorce…except dignity.
Bradgelina - She allegedly gets to keep all the kids. All 47 of them.

5 comments:

  1. Hilarious! I’m not a celebrity and not worth millions, but I can tell you that I wish I’d gotten a prenup. I married overseas to a Thai two years ago. I stupidly never spoke to a Thailand divorce lawyer about prenups and now I’m in the fight for my life to keep my condo, savings, and kids!

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    2. Wow!! That's a huge one. This people are really wild. I doubt if there's anything like that in Nigeria

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  2. Haha! Those agreements are soo funny! But I think those are very motivational because they're not only keeping an eye on their marriage success, but on their possessions as well. But among those, I found Brangelina's very romantic. There's no money involved, only the responsibility that's at stake.

    Ferdinand Draper

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    1. That's what you call true love and deep trust. The people who make this arrangement know already that their marriage would fail. So they try to protect themselves for the future.

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