and nothing is spiritually attached. Just laugh
your way through.
1. After working for 30 days you got fired without
salary.
2. If you download anything from the internet and
it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can't
understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and
the price drop to 16k tomorrow.
5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and
after eating fish, the bone chock you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and
junior does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win 200M
UGX the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour
still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without
promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don't have
a phone and it rings.
11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic
turns out to be the person interviewing you.
12. If your car spend more time at the mechanic
than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and
english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you can't
remember your first name.
15. If you are signed as the defender for a
Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel
messi.
16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police
force.
17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don't
have money and your phone start ringing 'chop
my money, I don't care'.
18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
19. After photoshopping your picture you still
look ugly.
20. If a rat eats only your name out of your
important document.
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